RESULT

Yesterday I called Frank Lampard to express my frustration regarding current form of Chelsea, which is macam lalang. Since we were in the same kinder garden a lot years ago, so I got his number in my cell phone . I press ‘Lampad’, his nick name.

Fit : Hello Lampard..what the hell happen to Chelsea huh..Seems like you guys cannot play properly, tahi..! no champions league ..and premier league is jauh panggang dari api!

Lampard : We are out of the Champions League, we are really far away from the top of the Premier League, so we have to change our targets. We have to look to the Europa League, the FA Cup as the only competitions we can win this season. And making sure that we stay in the top four.

Fit : Europa League? FA Cup? Aiyaaa.. make sure you guys got it !..if not I will make a special proposal for you guys to enter Malaysia Super League..there will be Kelantan, Selangor, Perak, Negeri Sembilan..you want it?

Lampard : Waah..thats wonderful, I can learn from Amri Yahyah and Zaquan Adha,right?

Fit : Your brain berjambul . Im so angry right now, you know.

Lampard : Anyway my best friend, let’s forget about  Chelsea’s result for a while, I wonder how is your exam result.. ?

Fit : Errrr…er…Well..we are in the same boot..i got %&*()^%$ tuuuuuuutttt……(suddenly the line blurred and dead)

Standard la, international rate is so expensive!!